What the Crap?

Sometimes, you start finding things which you had forgotten existed. Maybe you forgot they existed for a reason. Maybe you hadn't really forgotten that they existed, but you like to pretend that you'd forgotten. After all, why do they exist in the first place? Why, after all these years, have you held on to them when you'd like to have forgotten them. I'll tell you why, Hamlet. Because, really, there's something kind of great about them. So now, without further ado, we present without commercial interruption this: