Besides being noisy, they're just straight-up creepy. Therefore, due to the recent high-volume cricket activity inside the Rockey home, we've had to invent a humane/clean way of eliminating these unwanted guests. Behold, The Incredible Cricket Catching Contraption (patent pending)! Now available exclusively from A Rockey Home Companion for the introductory price of $5.99 (+ Shipping & Handling). Price not available to orders outside of the continental US.
Works every time.
